My activity spikes every Wednesday because of this post
always reblog on a wednesday, that’s the rule.
Dammit its Wednesday and I would have been rethinking scrolling past this all day if I didn’t reblog
Reblog if your cramps have ever
- made you vomit
- lasted between 2-3 days
- stopped you from being able to walk or run
- made you cry
It’s not considered a viable excuse on any occasion, and I would like to know why.
- woken you up at night the pain was so bad
- made you pass out
- made you unable to stand up without doubling over and grabbing onto the closest object for support
i really hate it when people say you shouldn’t use the computer or watch tv before going to bed and instead you should read a book because you need winding down time or you won’t sleep. ha ha good one do you know what happens if i start a book before bed?! i end up fucking finishing it that’s what
I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
Things I’m looking forward to in the next couple of days:
- MARK RUFFALO
- JEREMY RENNER
- CHRIS EVANS
- BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH
- LUKE EVANS
Chris Hemsworth nominated Jeremy Renner, Mark Ruffalo and Chris Evans for the IceBucketChallenge!
I repeat wet shirt Renner, Ruffelo and Evens are coming!
oh sweet baby jesus thank everything
i love how you can see him going from “wh-” to “goofy you piece of shit”
lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.
disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made
People keep speculating about whether we’ll get bucky cap or sam cap after chris evans leaves the franchise and I’m just imagining steve standing in front of both of them and saying ‘two beautiful men stand before me but I’m only holding one photo in my hands. That photo…
Taylor Swift is now cheer captain and no longer on the bleachers.
I did that for the ladies. You’re welcome.