May 2013
240 posts
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
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jaclcfrost:
egggcorn:
jaclcfrost:
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
but that’s also…
gatzzby:
hannahsneakers:
why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books
i mean
best male/female character
best antagonist
best plot development
best plot twist
come on
#book you threw across the room the hardest
zooeyclairedeschahell:
“cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy
little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi
dignitea:
I’m stuck between wanting to be an adult, accomplishing a lot, and contributing a lot to society and lying on my floor, ignoring my responsibilities, and crying to sad songs alone in my room.
ethanwearsprada:
i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense
ethanwearsprada:
i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense
repeating-serenity:
my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
bedquest:
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
general psa:
jcatgrl:
freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.
general psa:
jcatgrl:
freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.
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What did the costume designer for Star Trek even...
space-kraken:
They’ve had the same costumes for like 60 years.
romano-v:
sasslett:
You know that feeling where you realize you’re hopelessly in love with Clint Barton?
Yeah, it’s that hour again
you mean every hour?
I FOUND A PARALLEL
nightwings-bum:
In Iron Man 2 when Natasha has broken into Whiplash’s lair and is talking to Tony through the computers she says “THE PARTY’S COMING TO YOU.”
AND THEN TONY IN THE AVENGERS SAYS “I’M BRINGING THE PARTY TO YOU.” AND NATASHA IS THE ONE TO REACT
cornchipz:
awkwardcontent:
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
vikingstorytime:
liquiddittyfloats:
who else feels like the hannibal fandom came out of fucking nowhere
#walk into the club like whaddup i eat people
andrewestes0:
I talk a lot of shit for someone who panics while ordering food at restaurants
americanonline:
americanonline:
look at how frickin content this snail is with his little stick
i think we all need to calm down and look at this snail again